The Jamba Juice secret menu is totally fun and completely delicious. In the past I’ve talked about how to save money at Jamba Juice, but today I want to break down their mysterious secret menu so you can discover your new favorite smoothie. If for some reason the smoothie artist hasn’t heard of the one you order, I’ve included the ingredients to the best of my knowledge. Enjoy.

The “Unofficial” Jamba Juice Secret Menu:

Here are all the secret menu smoothies at Jamba Juice. I dug around and came up with a whole bunch of drinks that aren’t on the big board. So go get a brain freeze with a secret new flavor.

Andres Surprise: This tropical favorite has an orange juice base, then add a little raspberry juice. Next, it comes with 2 scoops of orange sherbet, 1 scoop of pineapple sherbet, 1 scoop of mango, and 1 scoop of peaches. Who the heck is Andres?

Apple Pie: Ask for an Apple Pie smoothie and get the delicious fall favorite all year long. If they don’t know how to make it, just buy a pie and throw it in the blender.

Banana Cream Pie: Banana lovers will dig this one. It’s made with frozen yogurt, soy milk, and of course bananas.

Berry Depressing: Nothing sad about this one. Ask for it and you’ll get a scrumptious blend of a bunch of different berries.

Berry Lime: This one is similar to the “Strawberry Surfrider” and comes with raspberry juice, oj, 2 scoops of raspberry sherbet, 1 scoop of strawberries, 1 scoop of raspberries, and ice.

Bluetopia: This is one of my favorite smoothies. Made wit blueberry juice, non-fat yogurt, soy milk, ice, and blueberries. Try it once and you’ll never go back to their regular menu.

Bubblegum Blast: The next best thing to blowing real bubbles is this smoothie made up of soy milk, frozen yogurt, strawberries, pineapple sherbet, and raspberry sherbet.

Butterfinger: This one sounds weird but I’ve heard it’s delish. It’s carrot juice, 2 scoops fro-yo, chocolate base, peanut butter, and ice.

Chocolate Covered Strawberries: This is a Chocolate Moo’d smoothies with 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and 1 scoop of strawberries.

Dirty Orgasm: This x-rated smoothie is peach juice, 1 scoop orange sherbet, 1 scoop pineapple sherbet, 1 scoop of strawberries, and 2 scoops of peaches. I might be embarrassed to order it though…

See Also: 6 Cool Ways to Save Money at Jamba Juice (Brain Freeze Optional)

Dream Machine (Lemon): Half parts lemonade and soy milk. Then throw in 1 scoop of lime sherbet and 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Orange): Half parts OJ and milk. Then throw in 2 scoops of orange sherbet and 2 scoops of frozen yogurt and then blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Pineapple): Half parts pineapple juice and soy milk. Then throw in 1 scoop of lime sherbet and 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and then blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Raspberry): Half parts raspberry juice and soy milk. Then throw in 1 scoop of raspberry sherbet and 1 scoop of frozen yogurt and then blend with ice.

Dream Machine (Strawberry): This creamy beauty has a soy milk base, 2 scoops of strawberries, 2 scoops of frozen yogurt, and it’s then blended with ice.

Fruity Pebbles: Fred and Wilma would be proud of this one, bam-bam too I’m guessing. It has soy milk, a scoop of lime sherbet, a scoop of raspberry sherbet, a scoop of pineapple sherbet, and then a scoop of orange sherbet.

Gummy Bear (Chocolate): Think of it like drinking a gummy bear dipped in chocolate. It has a lot of stuff in it including peach juice, soy milk, and a scoop of lime, pineapple, orange, mango, and raspberry sherbet. Then add ice and a chocolate base and blend’r together.

Gummy Bear (Green): Prefer the green gummy bear? Order this and you’ll get lemonade, soy milk, 3 scoops of lime sherbet, and a single scoop of pineapple and peach sherbet.

Gummy Bear (White or Clear): If you like the white gummy bear, order this bad boy. It consists of peach juice, soy milk, strawberries, and a scoop of the following 4 sherbets: lime, mixed berry, pineapple and orange.

Hello Jesus: I’m guessing the name of this smoothie is the first thing the employee said when they tried this concoction. It consists of  soy milk, peach juice, lime sherbet, orange sherbet, strawberries, and ice. Sounds good and fruity.

Hulk: Can you guess what color this one is? It’s made with lemonade, frozen yogurt, and matcha (green tea) powder. Having tried it myself, I can definitely say it’s not for everyone.

PRO TIP FOR “THE HULK”

Just a heads up as I know the name “Hulk” sounds super cool and you might be persuaded to try it…Matcha has a very distinct flavor. My daughter actually spit this one out. It definitely has a little seaweed taste to it, and no it does NOT taste like fish. More like a salty spinach or something along those lines.

Thank You Jesus: I’m guessing the name of this smoothie is the first thing the employee said when they tried this concoction. It consists of  soy milk, lemonade, lime sherbet, pineapple sherbet, and strawberries. Sounds good and fruity.

Lemonade Lightning: If lemonade is your thing, then you’ll want to catch lightning in a bottle and ask for this Jamba Juice secret menu smoothie by name. Apparently it’s lip-smacking delish.

Melonade Wave: This smoothie is part watermelon, part lemonade and rides to the roof of your mouth like a Santa Cruz wave.

Now and Later: Another candy from my childhood. Now I can get the Now & Later taste in my next smoothie. Cool, I think.

Orange Whip: I love orange smoothies, probably my favorite. This has an OJ base, then add orange sherbet and a scoop of froyo and ice. Yes, please.

Orchard Oasis: The Orchard Oasis has a peach juice base, then add a scoop of pineapple sherbet along with a scoop of fresh blueberries and strawberries. Then blend with the frozen water.

Pacific Passion: I like this one as it brings in the little-used passion fruit/mango juice. Then throw in a couple scoops of pineapple sherbet, 2 scoops of strawberries, and a scoop of peaches. Blend with ice and you’re good to go.

Peanut Butter & Jelly: This sounds really gross, but to each their own. It’s got a soy milk base, 2 scoops of froyo, 2 scoops of strawberries and a scoop of blueberries. No peanut butter? Huh, okay.

Piña Colada: Start with pineapple juice, add coconut, froyo, pineapple sherbet, ice, and a scoop of bananas. I’d probably bring it home and throw some rum in too.

Pink Starburst: This sweet Starburst smoothie has equal parts lemonade and soy milk. Then throw in some raspberry and plain sherbet, fro-yo and of course, strawberries.

Purple Dinosaur: I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family. This secret Jamba Juice smoothie is made with soy milk, froyo, pomegranate juice, blueberries, strawberries, banana, and raspberry sherbet.

Push-Pops: I loved push pops when I was a kid. My dentist? Not so much. What’s in it, nobody knows, but it’s quire popular apparently.

Rainbow Sherbet: You can probably guess what this one tastes like. It has a soy milk base and a whole bunch of fruit.

Raspberry Rainbow: If you love raspberries more than life, order this sucker. It’s got raspberry juice, low-fat milk, real raspberries, ice, and a scoop of bananas.

Raspberry Refresher: Similar to the Rainbow, but it has raspberry sherbet rather than the milk.

Reeses Pieces: Fun fact: After ET phoned home he sauntered down to Jamba Juice and ordered one of these. It’s got soy milk, chocolate, and of course some peanut butter and suppose to be delish.

San Diego: This SoCal citrus themed smoothie is a secret menu classic. Features orange juice, lemonade, orange sherbet, lime sherbet, and frozen water.

Simply Red: If you like strawberry and banana yogurt, you’ll love the Simply Red.  It’s made with soy milk, froyo, strawberries, banana, and blended with ice.

Skittles: I’m guessing Marshawn Lunch loves this smoothie. It’s made with lemonade, lime sherbet, froyo, and a scoop of strawberries. Tastes just like the classic chewy candy.

Smarties: This one is amazingly similar to the popular candy. It consists of soy milk, pineapple, blueberries, and raspberry sherbet.

Sour Patch Kids: The popular candy comes to a smoothie. It gets its sourness from lemonade, then add a scoop of these sherbets: blueberry, raspberry, lime, orange, and pineapple.

Strawberry Cheesecake: Oh wow, this one sounds good. It consists of a white grape juice base, a couple scoops of froyo, some ice, and a scoop of strawberries.

Strawberries Lightning: This one is a take on Strawberries Wild but is apparently a little more tart as it has some lemonade in it.

Sunny Delight Smoothie: Sunny D comes to a smoothie, finally! It’s got OJ, lemonade, 2 scoops each of orange and lime sherbet and finally blended with some ice.

Thank You Jesus: Similar smoothie to the “Hello Jesus”. This one consists of lemonade, soy milk, lime sherbet, pineapple sherbet, and strawberries.

Tootsie Roll: Ask for it by name and hopefully your JJ location has a smoothie artist familiar with this tasty concoction that tastes just like the classic candy.

Tropical Awakening: This tropical beauty has mango/passion fruit juice, a scoop of bananas and a scoop of mango.

Tropical Tango: Throw in some mango, some peach, some passion fruit juice and what do have? A Tropical Tango smoothie of course.

Now go forth and indulge from the Jamba Juice secret menu. A brain freeze is completely optional but highly recommended.

By Kyle James

Photo by Social Woodlands.

The “regular” menu at Dutch Bros is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to what you can order at Dutch. The “hidden” Dutch Bros secret menu has become a legend unto itself in recent years. On it you’ll find some really creative, and incredibly tasty hot and cold drinks.

Most Dutch employees know exactly how to make these “secret” drinks so you won’t feel like a fool for ordering a Bob Marley and having the barista stare at you with a blank look.

Here’s how the secret menu at Dutch Bros. currently breaks down. I’ll keep adding to it as new drinks are discovered. Thanks to ALL the Dutch Bros employees, past and present, for helping me keep this article as updated as possible.

PRO TIP

I had a great suggestion from Dutch employee, Hope, who wanted everyone to know, that when considering a secret menu drink, you can add any flavor to any drink base, that includes coffee, tea, rebels, chai’s, or sodas.

Dutch Bros “Coffee” Secret Menu

It’s worth noting that you can get all these coffee drinks served hot or cold.

B52 Latte: This is made with orange syrup and Irish cream, strange combo but quite popular. I think you can get it as a freeze as well.

Ba-Nay-Nay (or Chunky Monkey): This is a dark chocolate and banana mocha with whipped cream on top.

Banana Bread: This breve is made with hazelnut and creme de banana syrup and is suppose to be out of this world. Wondering what a breve is? Apparently it’s similar to a latte, but instead of milk, it’s steamed with half-and-half. It’s delicious, no doubt, but also rich and loaded with fat.

Billy Jean: Order this cult favorite and you’ll get a breve with coconut and dark chocolate flavoring.

Bob Marley, AKA “Bob”: Order this cult-favorite and get a Cocomo (dark chocolate and coconut) with a banana thrown in. It’s a heavenly combination that would make the Rasta legend proud.

Candy Cane: As you can probably imagine, this is basically a peppermint mocha. Sure to be a holiday favorite for years, heck, enjoy it year round if you really dig it. (Note: If it’s ordered as a frost, they’ll add dark chocolate to it)

Caramel Nog: This is simply a caramel eggnog latte and it’s suppose to be heavenly on a cold winter’s day.

Chai Nog: This seasonal cult classic is an eggnog chai latte.

Chuck Norris: I ordered the Chuck as a mocha and it came with white chocolate and Irish cream. Highly recommend.

Cookie Monster (or just “Cookie”): This is a breve with chocolate macadamia nut and white chocolate added. It’s basically a fresh chocolate-chip cookie in a glass.

Crazy Hawaiian, AKA “Wallaby”: This is a caramel, chocolate macadamia nut, and dark chocolate mocha. Go nutty peeps.

The Cure: This is a shot of espresso with chocolate milk and cinnamon added.

See Also: The Chick-Fil-A Secret Menu: Fun Ways to Spice Up Your Next Meal

Dirty Macchiato: Order this and you’ll get a breve with English toffee and caramel.

The Fleck: This is a breve with white chocolate, hazelnut, and coconut. Thanks to Ashlea for the tip, she got the drink from a Broista at the Blackstone location in Fresno, CA. She says it’s “SO GOOD!”

French Toast Breve: This breve tastes just like the breakfast favorite and is suppose to be delicious. You can also order it as a mocha.

German Chocolate: I love mixing coconut and chocolate together and this one doesn’t disappoint. It’s simply caramel, coconut, and dark chocolate. Yum.

Golden Eagle (Caramel Macchiato): This cult favorite is a breve made with espresso, caramel and vanilla syrup, milk, and topped off with caramel drizzle and whipped cream.

The Grand Canyon (aka Dutch Canyon): I’ve heard of people ordering this and loving it, just not sure what’s in it yet. If you know, leave a comment, thanks! Update from reader Taylor: It’s simply “a white chocolate Annihilator with caramel and cut with chocolate milk.”

The Grasshopper (aka Thin Mint): This is simply a crème de menthe mocha with mint and dark chocolate.

Harley Kickstart: Order this as a mocha or breve and you’ll get it with Irish cream and dark chocolate.

Michael Jackson (or the “Tuxedo”): Yep, you guessed it, it comes with dark chocolate and white chocolate. “It don’t matter if you’re black or white.”

Molten Lava (aka “The Cure” or “Mexican Chocolate”): This is a yummy mocha or breve with cinnamon and dark chocolate added.

Ninja Turtle (or “Ninja”): Order this and you’ll get a crème de menthe and white chocolate mocha.

Nirvana: Kurt would love this one I’m guessing. It’s caramel, Irish cream, and dark chocolate.

Nutella: If you’re a Nutella fan you should give this one a try. It’s almond, chocolate macadamia nut, and dark chocolate.

Nutty Irishman: This is a regular breve with Irish cream and hazelnut.

Picture Perfect: Ask for any coffee drink “Picture Perfect” and you’ll get caramel and dark chocolate drizzle on top of whipped cream.

Pocahontas, AKA “Trifecta”: This sucker includes caramel, white chocolate and dark chocolate. If you would like it the way it used to be made, order a “Caramel white mocha” and everyone will know what you want. Why it’s called “The Pocahontas”? I have no idea. Help me out peeps. Update: Thanks Tay…”The Pocahontas is named that because she’s the caramel and John Smith is the white chocolate.”

Pumpkin Pie Breve: It’s basically a slice of warm pumpkin pie in a cup.

Reese’s: Order this and you’ll get salted caramel, hazelnut, and dark chocolate. Let me know if you try this and if it tastes like Reese’s peanut butter cups.

S’more Breve Latte: This campfire favorite is made with dark chocolate, white chocolate, chocolate macadamia, and some brown sugar/cinnamon syrup. Update: Dutch no longer has brown sugar cinnamon…so the solution is to substitute with black sugar syrup and cinnamon syrup.

Snickers: I love a Snickers bar. This drink tastes incredibly similar to the candy bar favorite and is made with dark chocolate, caramel, and of course some hazelnut.

Sugar Cookie: This is a white coffee breve made with almond roca, vanilla, and white chocolate. It’s suppose to be amazingly delicious.

The Vader: According to a comment, one taste of The Vader and you’ll be scared you might die. It’s made with dark chocolate, double mint, 3 shots of espresso (wow!), and blue rebel for good measure.

White Chocolate Lavender Oat Milk Latte: Thanks to Catherine for this one as it’s one of her favs. Apparently you can only get it during the Spring when other lavender syrup drinks make an appearance.

White Coffee Cookie Breve: This white chocolate and macadamia nut sensation will offer you the same taste of freshly baked cookies.

White Coffee S’mores Breve: This one sounds amazing. It’s a breve with black sugar syrup, cinnamon syrup, chocolate macadamia, and both white and dark chocolate.

White Russian: Fan of the “Kicker” at Dutch Bros? Well, then order a White Russian and they’ll throw in some white chocolate to make it that much better.

White Zombie: This bad boy is made of white chocolate and vanilla breve.

See Also: Starbucks Secret Menu: 50+ Delicious Coffee and Frappuccino Drinks

Also, keep in mind that each Dutch is different and many stands have drinks specific to their geographical area…so be sure to ASK what popular secret drinks they might have.

Dutch Bros “Frost” Secret Menu

If you’ve never had a Frost from Dutch Bros, they’re delicious creations that’ll remind you of a tasty milkshake. In addition to the Frosts on their regular menu, they’ll happily make you one of these “secret” cold-creations.

Birthday Cake Frost: This cool treat is made with vanilla ice cream, whipped almond roca, white chocolate, an topped with confetti. Throw a candle on top and you’re good to go.

Bubble Gum Frost: This is made with vanilla, banana, strawberries, and ice cream. I wonder if you can go blow a bubble with it?

Cake Batter Frost: This is a cake-inspired frost made with almond rocha and white chocolate.

Capt’N Crunch Frost: This has the feel of the crunch berries as it’s made with strawberries and hazelnut.

Cinnabon Frost: Order this and you’ll get a tasty cold beverage with black sugar syrup, cinnamon syrup, and salted caramel. Gotta have way fewer calories that an actual Cinnabon cinnamon roll.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Frost: This is made with white chocolate, black sugar syrup, and cinnamon syrup. If it’s a frost there will be no espresso added. If it’s a freeze, there will be espresso added. It’s bound to wake you up and keep you going until nap time.

Coral Reef, The: Thanks to MCat for this one, she calls it “a classic shake with a citrus twist. Try out this orange and vanilla dream, topped with a blue raspberry drizzle.”

Cotton Candy Frost: Not sure exactly what’s in it, but it’s guaranteed to be on the sweet side of the street. Scratch that, thanks to reader Ethan, it’s made with white chocolate and blue raspberry.

Creamsicle Frost: As you might guess, this is made with orange and white chocolate and will undoubtedly take you back to your youth.

Freedom Frost: This is a vanilla frost topped with red and blue raspberry drizzle.

Green Monster: Order this cult favorite and get a frost with kiwi, lime, and creme de menthe.

Molten Lava: This is made with cinnamon and dark chocolate and is suppose to be really freaking good.

Ninja Frost: This frost sounds awesome. It’s made with white chocolate and creme de menthe. Apparently, it’s pretty much the same as the thin mint frost listed below.

Orangesicle: Order this and you’ll get an orange and vanilla treat.

Peppermint Bark: This yummy treat features dark chocolate, white chocolate, and of course…peppermint.

Pink Flamingo Frost: This is made with white chocolate, strawberry and peach and is the “BOMB” according to reader Nicole. Also, apparently this use to be called Skittles frost.

Pumpkin Pie Frost: Sure to be an autumn favorite, this frost is made with spices and pumpkin flavoring.

Toasted Mellow Frost: No marshmallow sticks required for this one. It’s simply made with vanilla and chocolate macadamia nuts.

Vanilla Bean Frost: Similar to Starbucks Vanilla Bean Frappuccino, this frost is made with vanilla and chocolate macadamia syrup.

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Dutch Bros “Rebel” Secret Menu

FYI: You can order these secret Blue Rebel energy drinks either blended or on ice.

You can ALSO get these as an iced tea, lemonade, Dutch Soda, or Dutch Frost.

Aftershock: Thanks to Moe for this one…it’s made with strawberry, red raspberry, blackberry, and lime syrups.

Bugatti Berry: This tasty rebel is made by infusing grapefruit and blackberry into your Rebel.

CapriSun: This comes with blackberry, cherry, almond, and vanilla.

Cowboy Sunset: This drink includes peach passion and grapefruit and is supposed to be REALLY good.

Daydream Rebel: According to commenter Sabrina, this is a seasonal rebel (typically in the Spring) that consists of passion fruit and elderflower.

Dinosaur Egg Rebel: If you love raspberries, you’ll like a Dino egg rebel. It’s a Blue Rebel energy drink with blue raspberry and a unicorn blood drizzle. (Which means there is no blue raspberry in the drizzle)

Dirty Girl Rebel: Thanks to commenter Crystal for dropping the 411 on this one. If they don’t know what it is, ask for a Rebel with blackberry and almond.

Dirty White Girl: The same drink as above but with white chocolate added as well.

Double Rainbro: Strawberry, peach, and coconut all infused into a Rebel. Sounds good, eh bro.

Electric Berry Rebel: This is a rebel infused with lime and blue raspberry.

Fuzzy Navel Rebel: This is a blue rebel infused with peach flavoring. Update: Apparently this isn’t on their secret menu, order a Peach Rebel instead.

Galaxy Fish: Thanks to Tina on this one, it contains lime, strawberry, and passion fruit syrups.

Gummy Bear Rebel: It’s a rebel with white chocolate, kiwis, and lime mixed in. I love gummy bears so I’m going to have to order this one from the Dutch Bros secret menu soon.

Irie Rebel: This Jamaican-inspired Rebel is infused with coconut and banana.

James Dean Rebel (Now called the Double Rainbro): Best name of any item EVER found on a secret menu. It’s a rebel energy drink with strawberries, coconut, and peach and it’s magically delicious.

Jolly Rancher: The Jolly Rancher comes with green apple smoothie mix and strawberry flavoring.

Jungle Love: This one is made from pomegranate and passion fruit syrups.

Kick In Da Face: I was told by a Dutch employee that this one comes with cherry, passion fruit, pomegranate, and peach.

Kings of Leon: Thanks again to Moe for this one…it’s made with orange, kiwi, and lime syrups.

Laser Cat Rebel: It’s a rebel, with some raspberries and coconut mixed it.

Midnight Rebel: Cool name for a Rebel infused with blackberry and pomegranate.

Ocean Water Rebel: Rebel infused with blue raspberry, coconut, and lime.

Oil Spill: I’m curious what this one looks like, it contains blue and red raspberry syrup.

OPP: Are you down with OPP? It’s orange, pomegranate, and passion fruit.

Otterpop: If you’re a child at heart try this bad boy. It’s passion fruit, orange, and almond.

Peach-O: If you’re feeling a little peachy try the Peach-O. It comes with peach, watermelon, and coconut.

PBR: No, it’s not pro bull riding….it’s a rebel with pomegranate, blackberry, and raspberry.

Pixie Stick Rebel: Apparently, according to Ethan, this one is discontinued. See Trixie Rebel below.

Push Pop: The Push Pop is mixture of wild berry smoothie mix, orange, and lime. I have a friend who swears by this rebel so you might want to give it a try.

Sex on the Beach Rebel: Similar to the popular cocktail, this rebel is infused with peach, orange, and pomegranate.

Shark Attack Rebel: This one debuted during Shark Week a couple years ago and has been on the secret menu ever since. It’s simply Ocean Water with pomegranate drizzle on top. Funny.

Sour Patch Rebel: This is made with green apple and pomegranate. I’m gonna have to have my wife try this one as she loves Sour Patch candy.

Starburst Rebel (Now the Unicorn Blood Rebel): I love Starbursts. This is a rebel with strawberry, white chocolate, and almond. Gonna have to try this one as the white chocolate twist sounds interesting.

Starry Night Rebel: This beauty comes infused with blackberry and blue raspberry.

Stop Light Rebel: This one is quite refreshing and made with kiwi, pomegranate, and passion fruit.

Trixie Rebel: Use to be the Pixie Stick Rebel. This new addition to the Dutch Bros secret menu is a rebel infused with almond, orange, and pomegranate.

Turkey Trot Rebel: If you like fruity blended rebels, give this one shot. It’s made with an orange & peach rebel with strawberry drizzle. Throw some whip on it and you’ll be in heaven.

Unicorn Blood Rebel (or the “Mile High”): Apparently unicorn blood is made from strawberry, white chocolate, and almond flavoring. Good to know.

Vampire Slayer: Great name for a rebel that comes with strawberry and pomegranate.

Wookie Spice: This one is a steamed Rebel and Oregon Chai. According to reader Aalisa, it’s amazing and “tastes like apple cider with a kick! Sooooo good!”

Dutch Bros “Italian Sodas” Secret Menu

Shirley Temple: Order this and they’ll throw in some cherry and almond flavoring in your soda. Update: This isn’t on the secret menu, order it and you’re likely to get something different every time. Also, they no longer have cherry flavoring, but red raspberry is a great substitute.

Surprise Soda: Order this soda and get “a random combination of flavors — usually the particular worker’s favorite.”

“Odds & Ends” Secret Menu Drinks

Christmas Morning: This is an Oregon Chai with white chocolate added. The barista will also use half-and-half instead of 2% milk.

Dirty Caterpillar: This is a smoothie made with green apple and of course, caramel.

Ocean Water: No, it’s not salty. It’s an Italian soda with blue raspberry, coconut, and lime mixed in. Suppose to be terrific.

Electric Berry Green Tea: This delicious beauty is a green tea drink, infused with lime and blue raspberry.

Dutch Mojito Iced Tea: It’s an iced tea with lime, coconut, and mint. The result? A classic Caribbean treat without the alcohol.

Horchata Chai Freeze made Picture Perfect: This is caramel, white chocolate, and cinnamon with caramel and dark chocolate drizzled on top of whipped cream. If a Chai or freeze is not your thing, you can also get this added to coffee, hot chocolate, or a frost.

Iced Paris Tea: This sweet tea will make sore a lovely hot weather treat.

London Fog: This cult favorite is Earl Grey tea with honey and steamed milk. Order it “Old School” and it will also come with vanilla.

Pup-a-ccino: According to a recent comment, this is “A dog treat covered in whip cream. What Dutch pup wouldn’t love that! Our dog gets so excited when we are in the drive-thru!” So awesome.

Sexy Love Potion Iced Tea: I might throw in a #9 when I order it. It’s green tea infused with lime, passion fruit, and strawberry.

Sweet Sunrise Tea: This popular Iced Paris Tea is made with peach, passion fruit, orange, and banana.

Thanksgiving Morning: This is basically a Christmas Morning only they add pumpkin spice to it. “Yummalicious” according to Jos, thanks for the tip!

The Bob Freeze: Named after the Jamaican bobsled team, this freeze is made with chocolate, banana, and coconut.

The “Why Bother” or “The Just Stay Home”: This is decaf espresso with nonfat milk and no sugar. Stay home and save money if this is your coffee drink of choice.

Trifecta Freeze: A perfect treat on a hot day, the Trifecta freeze is made with caramel, white chocolate, and dark chocolate.

Wallaby Freeze: This freeze is made with chocolate, caramel, and chocolate mac.

Whip Stix: This one is fun for the kiddos in your car. It’s simply a straw with a dollop of whip cream on the end.

Wookie Spice: Order the Wookie Spice and you’ll get a drink that’s 1/2 Rebel and 1/2 Chai Tea.

Ask the Reader: Am I missing any drinks from the Dutch Bros secret menu? Let me know in the comments and I’ll investigate. It’s hard work, but somebody’s gotta go it.

By Kyle James

Photo credit to Erica Wheelan.c

Let’s admit it, secret menus are really fun and often VERY tasty. The only thing more fun than researching Chipotle’s secret menu was placing an order for something that wasn’t on their regular menu and feeling like a total bad ass in the process. Items that are kinda wacky, highly customizable, and definitely delicious. Here’s how the secret menu at Chipotle currently breaks down.

Quesarito

This super burrito, known as a Quesarito, is the thing of legend.

It’s basically everything that comes in a standard Chipotle burrito wrapped inside a cheese quesadilla.

Think of it like a regular Chipotle burrito but with an extra tortilla with melted cheese between it and the tortilla that came with your regular burrito.

It comes in at about 1,500 calories and can easily feed a family of 4.

If you love the Mexican cheese mix that Chipotle uses, you’re going to be a HUGE fan of this sucker.

While not every Chipotle employee knows how to make the Quesarito, they’ll typically make it for you if you just tell them what it is.

See Also: Chipotle Menu Hacks: How to Score a 86% Bigger Burrito for Free

PRO TIP: MAKE YOUR OWN QUESARITO TACOS

A buddy told me about this Chipotle hack. He orders a standard burrito bowl then gets 3 soft taco shells and cheese on the side. He takes it home and makes his own Quesarito tacos, three HUGE ones to be exact. He says that by doing it this way he gets the cheese melted perfectly and gets a lot of bang for his buck.

Keithadilla

The Keithadilla is a tasty mashup of Chipotle’s steak, fajita veggies, honey vinaigrette dressing, and sour cream.

Created by TikTok influencer Keith Lee, the Keithadilla is a steak quesadilla with fajita veggies and extra cheese.

Then ask for sour cream and their honey vinaigrette and mix it together for a tasty dip for your quesadilla.

Burritodilla

The name of this one is really stupid.

When you hear “Burritodilla” you think of something that looks a burrito.

In actuality, the Burritodilla is a quesadilla with more toppings in it than just cheese.

Ask for steak, chicken, or carnitas, and any other toppings you want, and they’ll throw it into the cheese quesadilla before they grill it.

Sounds delicious and like something straight outta Napoleon Dynamite.

Double-Wrapped Burrito

Politely order a double-wrapped burrito and they’ll wrap your burrito in 2 flour tortillas instead of one.

The key here is to ask if they can warm up both of the tortillas.

The result is a burrito that delivers the warm and chewy inner goodness that a flour tortilla provides.

Also, the extra tortilla keeps the thing from falling a part on you.

Heck, you can even use it to deconstruct your burrito and make two separate burritos.

One for now, one for later, remember these things are huge.

The best part? They typically won’t charge you for the 2nd tortilla.

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PRO TIP: FREE DIPPING SAUCE

This one comes from my daughter who’s in college and eats at Chipotle at least twice a week and I consider a Chipotle menu expert. Order a little cup of sour cream and a cup of the Chipotle Honey Vinaigrette and then mix them together and dip your burrito in it. Absolutely delicious and absolutely FREE.

Nachos

When I was a kid I had a love affair with the Nachos Supreme at Taco Bell.

So when I heard you can ask for nachos at Chiptole, I was very excited to say the least.

Ask for it and they’ll serve you a bowl anchored by their yummy tortilla chips (instead of rice) topped with cheese, beans, choice of meat, vegetables, sour cream, guac, salsa and more.

I tried it on a recent trip to Chipotle and it’s now my favorite thing to order.

Taco Salad

Instead of the famous burrito bowl, many Chipotle locations will serve you a taco salad with the bowl being a crispy flour tortilla that you eat as well.

Pretty resourceful and definitely delicious.

While I have yet to see a taco salad at the Chipotle that I frequent, they are said to still exist.

Fresh Cilantro

While you won’t see cilantro mentioned anywhere on their menu, all you gotta do is ask for it and BAM, it’s added to your burrito or burrito bowl for free.

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Extra Cheese

I remember like it was yesterday.

The guy in front of me at Chipotle was ordering a burrito bowl and politely asked for “extra cheese”.

I was like, “What now? You can do that?”.

The answer is an unequivocal YES!

This goes way beyond cheese too.

You can pretty much ask for extra anything other than meat and guacamole.

Get in the habit of doing this and you’ll consistently end up with more food for free.

Single Taco

If you’re not super hungry, you can order a single taco instead of the usual 3-pack.

Good to know, especially if you’re only at Chipotle to grab a beer or margarita with friends.

Plain White Rice

If you’re like many and think cilantro taste like dish soap you can order white rice WITHOUT the nasty green stuff if you like.

This was a tip from my brother-in-law who told me they always have white rice without cilantro hidden in the back.

You just gotta ask for it.

Ask the Reader: What’s your favorite thing to order at Chipotle Mexican Grill? Have you ever tried something off their secret menu?

Have fun and eat healthy my friends.

By Kyle James

Photo credit to Mike Mozart.