Chipotle Menu Hacks: How to Score a 86% Bigger Burrito for Free

Updated March 21, 2024 by Kyle James
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I love me some Chipotle Grill. Fresh, fast, and very tasty.  As a matter of fact, I have a buy one burrito, get one free, coupon on my phone right now that my taste buds can’t wait to use. In the past, I have talked about some clever ways to save money and get mucho chow at Chipotle and today I have the smoking-gun proof that you can indeed get a HUGE burrito or burrito bowl from Chipotle and pay the same as everyone else.

The folks at Apartment List.com have done the painstakingly delicious research and came up with some Chipotle menu hacks that’ll score you a big ol’ meal on the cheap. Here are a few of the major takeaways from their article so you can make it happen too…

Chipotle Menu Hacks: How to Score a 86% Bigger Burrito for Free

1. Order Both Types of Rice

Start by ordering a burrito or burrito bowl and ask for both white and brown rice at Chipotle.

The folks at Apartment List did the math and came up with 93%.

As in a whooping 93% more rice.

This increases the overall weight of your meal by 23%.

See Also: Chipotle Secret Menu: Find Your Next Favorite Burrito

2. Ask for Both Types of Beans

Next, ask for both black and pinto beans and the server will happily oblige.

You’ll end up with 92% more beans and an overall weight increase of 16%.

High in protein, no doubt, just not a great idea if you’re on a first-date.

3. Order Meat Half & Half

Chipotle serves chicken, steak, carnitas, and barbacoa.

If you order half chicken, half steak, you should in theory get a full serving of meat.

But in actuality, you end up with a 3/4 scoop of each.

This ends up being 54% more meat and an overall increase in weight of 9%.

4. Don’t Forget the Veggies and Corn Salsa

Corn salsa and fajita veggies are both free add-ons that are often neglected.

Throw both of these bad boys on your burrito or bowl and get an extra 2.55 ounces of chow, which increase the overall weight by approximately 15%.

Final Weigh-In…

If you do all of these Chipotle hacks you’ll end up with approximately 32 ounces of food.

In case you were wondering, and I know you were, an average burrito at Chipotle comes in at about 17 ounces.

So in the end, you get 86% more food for the exact same price.

The Apartment List article talks about ordering a burrito bowl and a couple free tortillas on the side and wrapping the behemoth yourself.

C’mon, ain’t nobody got time for that.

I’ll stick with ordering a burrito bowl and use all of the tips mentioned above, and in the article below, and get a mammoth amount of food at a very reasonable price.

6 Tricks to Get 86% More Chipotle Burrito (for free!) | Apartment List.com


By Kyle James

Photo by Mike Mozart.

Clever Amazon Prime Delivery Hacks (That You Had No Idea Existed)

Updated March 21, 2024 by Kyle James
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With the over-hyped and under-delivered Amazon Prime Day, I figured it was time to share some lesser known tricks (or shopping hacks) at Amazon. Tricks that’ll be useful when an item shows up late, damaged, broken, or worse yet, doesn’t show up at all. You’ll be glad to know you have some recourse with the online retail giant, some of which can add up to significant money. Here’s what you need to know…

Clever Amazon Prime Delivery Hacks (That You Had No Idea Existed)

1. Prime Shipping Guarantee Not Met?

Amazon has guaranteed delivery dates and they try to meet them if at all possible, and they usually do.

But what happens if they don’t meet their Prime 2-day shipping guarantee?

After all, if they’re going to use the word “Guarantee” and charge you a $199 annual fee for the service, you absolutely have the right to hold them to this guarantee.

So if they don’t meet the guarantee, and your item arrives after 2 business days, you can contact customer service and hold their feet to the fire.

Politely explain the situation via live chat, or a phone call, and depending on the order size, they’ll typically give you a $5 credit, a $10 credit, or a 1-month Prime membership extension.

2. Broken or Damaged Item? Get a Free Replacement

There is nothing more frustrating than placing an order online only to have the item show up at your door broken or damaged.

Whether it’s the fault of the person who boxed the item at an Amazon warehouse, or a lazy delivery person who decides to shot-put your package from 20 feet, Amazon has your back.

Simply tell a customer service rep about the problem and if the item is valued at less than $50, they’ll typically send you a replacement without having you ship the original item back.

Better yet, they’ll often send it via overnight shipping if you ask for it.

Keep in mind that this works only for items sold directly by Amazon.

If you bought it from a 3rd party seller, you’ll have the option of getting your money back or getting a replacement in 3-4 business days.

3. Item Late or Never Showed Up?

If you order something from Amazon, and for whatever reason the item has not shown up after 3-4 business days, you have some surprisingly good recourse.

Simple contact Amazon customer service, explain the situation, and they’ll typically upgrade the shipping to “next-day” if the item hasn’t left their warehouse, or create a replacement order post-haste if it got lost in transit.

Ask the Reader: Have you ever used any of these Amazon shopping hacks when they didn’t hold up their end of the bargain, or maybe your order got lost or damaged? Or do you consider these tips to go over the “proper etiquette” line?


By Kyle James

11 Genius Ways to Save Money on Back-To-School Shopping

Updated August 8, 2024 by Kyle James
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Pencils, crayons, glue sticks, shoes, uniforms, binders, maybe even a new laptop. It may seem early to start thinking about the things on your kid’s back-to-school shopping list, but if you start early and keep an eye out for certain things, you can save a ton of money. Here are eleven tips that’ll not only save you money, but I’ll keep you sane as you try to figure out the best back-to-school shopping strategy this year.

Genius Ways to Save Money on Back-To-School Shopping

1. Shop Your Closet & Kid’s Backpack First

Before you go buying a single back-to-school item, check out what you already got.

My 3 kids typically have a backpack thrown in the corner chalked full of pencils, markers, pair of scissors, ruler, etc.

All stuff you won’t need to replenish this Fall.

Also, be sure to take a look at what might be stored in the closet. There is a great chance you already have a decent amount of school supplies on hand.

This is especially true if you are like me and stock up when you find a screaming deal.

2. NEVER Buy Everything From a Single Store

The absolute worst, and most expensive, way to do your back to school shopping is to enter one store and knock it all out at once.

Why? Well because while you might find a few items on sale, you’re going to have to pay full price for a lot of other stuff and as you know, there is nothing I hate worse than paying full price.

Instead, what you want to do is start watching the sales flyers right now and when you see great deals on items on your kid’s back-to-school list, go in and make the purchase.

By starting early you’ll have plenty of time to make purchases ONLY when the price is right.

3. Price Match Sold-Out Items

Let’s say you’re shopping at Office Max and they are completely sold out of their 25 cent boxes of crayons.

All hope is not lost. Just take their ad to your local Walmart or Target and as long as it’s a brand they also carry, they will happily price match the screaming deal on crayons, or whatever it might be.

Never assume that since a store is sold-out you’re flat out of luck.

Here is an article I wrote a while back talking about which stores will price match that will guide you through the different retailers price match policies, both online and in-store.

4. Buy Only On a Tax-Free Day

If you can wait until your state is offering a tax free weekend in August and September to make significant back-to-school purchases, you can easily save 6-9%, depending on your state’s tax rate.

Many states have already had their tax free weekends, but the following states are still upcoming for 2024:

  • Connecticut: Aug. 18-24
  • Florida: Sept 2-8
  • Iowa: Aug. 4-5
  • Louisiana: Sept 6-8
  • Maryland: Aug. 11-17
  • Mississippi: Aug. 30 – Sept 1
  • Texas: Aug 9-11

Look for tax-free days every year in early August.

5. Shop Around for School Uniforms

If you buy your child’s school uniform from a “Uniform Store”, you’re almost definitely over-spending.

Many retailers like Lands’ End, Old Navy, and Gap now offer school uniform pants, polos, skirts, and shorts, and they’re all typically priced much lower than uniform-specific stores.

Also, remember that kids grow A LOT, so buy the largest size possible that your child can reasonably wear without swimming in.

It’s also worth your while to be conservative in the items you buy.

Don’t buy everything in August, instead, wait and see what your child likes wearing and what their specific needs are.

You may actually find better prices as the school year progresses and retailers try to clear out school uniform items.

6. Always Wait to Buy Non-Essentials to Score BIG Deals

I’d classify “non-essentials” as items your child won’t need during the first few weeks of school.

Think items like calculators, Kleenex, protractors, and science project supplies.

If you can wait to buy these items, you’ll be able to take advantage of back-to-school clearance deals that happen every September.

I’m talking like 75% to 90% off items that retailers desperately need to clear out to make room for Halloween candy and costumes.

7. Look for Student Discounts

Did you know well over 50 clothing and tech stores offer discounts for both high school and college students.

A few notable ones include:

– Target – For 2024, students can save 20% off any single purchase through September 28th, 2024. Details here.

– American Eagle – Get 20% off your full-priced order, both online and in-store. Details here.

– Nike – Students get a 1-time use discount for 10% off your online order. Details here.

To find our FULL list of Student Discounts, CLICK HERE.

8. Check Office Supply Stores

Some of the absolute best back-to-school deals you’re going to find this Summer are NOT going to be at the Walmart and Targets of the world.

Instead, keep a close eye on sales flyers from office supply stores like Staples and Office Depot.

Last year they had some absolutely amazing deals and this year will be more of the same.

We saw things like penny pencils, 25 cent glue sticks, dime folders, and 25 cent crayon boxes.

But the one catch is that they sold out pretty quickly so be sure to always check the sales flyers in your local newspaper so you can jump on the deals as they come out.

9. Tech Deals for College Students

Do you have a kids in high school or college who needs a new laptop for school this year?

If so, you need to look into education and college discounts provided by many stores and companies. Here are 5 education discounts you need to be aware of.

  • Never buy a new Apple MacBook or iPad without checking the Apple Education Pricing page.
  • Best Buy has a cool webpage that lists all of their College Student Deals – couple that caught my eye include $100 off all Apple MacBooks and $150 off select Lenovo and HP laptops.
  • Also be sure to check out Dell University which details student specific deals on new laptops, notebook, and desktop system.

Note: Be prepared to provide proof of your student eligibility with a student ID card or college transcript.

10. Smart Backpack Shopping

One of the biggest expenses on any child back-to-school shopping list is always the backpack.

What is the best way to save on a new backpack? Always avoid the big name brands and more importantly always avoid the character themed backpacks.

Those are always quite overpriced and simply not worth extra money.

My girls will survive without a Hello Kitty backpack and my son can live without a new Nike backpack every Fall.

You still want to look for quality backpacks that will actually last the entire school year.

Brands that jump to mind that are of high quality and not incredibly expensive include Timberland, Rockland, and Embark.

Also, keep an eye out for deals for up to 25% off backpacks from JanSport and NorthFace.

11. Leave The Kids at Home

I realize some parents like to take their kids back-to-school shopping as it makes them feel a part of the process.

But I’m here to tell you that it’s typically not a good idea to haul them along, especially young kids.

Kids are gonna throw off your money-saving mojo because they are going to want the expensive Hello Kitty backpack and they are going to want the G.I. Joe pencils that cost 5 times what they should.

Your #1 goal has to be to shop the deals and save the most money.

Kids are going to use the good ol’ fashioned yellow pencils that you buy because, guess what, they have to!

That’s the way it works, always has, always will.

Heck, I’d rather buy them some cheap stickers and let them decorate their back-to-school items until their heart is content.

Ask the Reader: What tips do you have for saving money on back-to-school supplies? I look forward to your comments.


By Kyle James